Are you a nerd, looking for the fast track to a better love life? Check out the Chick Magnet. Just flick it on and let its invisible signals find their way to the nearest chick in your vicinity. You can sit back and let her come to you. (Knock on the door.) That's probably her now. Come in! (Enter a young woman, chewing gum.) The Chick Magnet bombards the pleasure centers of a chick's brain with a love beam, cutting down on the need for conversation. So don't wait to procreate, get the Chick Magnet now. (A knock on the door.) Excuse me. (Answering the door.) Who are you?
I'm with the vice squad. My badge pulled me to this location.
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