Earning My Pay

I feel no guilt from drawing my pay from the public treasury. I've put millions of dollars into it from all these incarcerations. When they incarcerate these rich, spoiled fuckers, they must pay an enormous sum to get out of there. That money goes into the public treasury and ultimately finds its way to my welfare check. The U.S. is a separate country, politically, but it is economically tied to Canada. In the end, I wind up losing quite a lot because the money they spend on bail might as well have come from my own pocket with all their violations of my copyrights and their fraud. But I'm not going to sit and cry about money. That's their trip.
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