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Voice: Life doesn't last forever and you shouldn't have to waste a second of it. That's why we created the ultimate artificial companion, something you can pull out and enjoy at any location. It's called the Multi-Gadge with a million and one ways to distract your attention. Like when the firemen show up to burn down your home... (A middle aged man in a cardigan reads a book in his den when an axe cuts through the wall. A brigade of firemen enter through the hole.) Fireman: This all has to go. Occupant: Well, how long are you going to be? Firemen: Maybe half an hour. Occupant: Half an hour! Good thing I have my Multi-Gadge. I'll just wait outside. Voice: ...or for those long train rides... (Prisoners crowd a freight train.) Prisoner #1: Does anyone know where this train is going? Prisoner #2: (playing with his Multi-Gadge) We'll know when we get there. Why don't you turn on your Multi-Gadge and forget about it? Prisoner #1: I don't have one. Prisoner #2: Well, look, there's someone lying on the floor who doesn't want his any more. Voice: ...or to help get you through those mass executions. (The prisoners focus on their Multi-Gadges as they are ordered to make a row in front of a bloodstained wall.) Prisoner #1: Is that a 50 caliber machine gun they're setting up in front of us? Prisoner #2: We'll know when the bullets are tearing into our flesh. Why don't you turn on your Multi-Gadge and forget about it? Voice: Make it easy for yourself with Multi-Gadge. |
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Monday, June 30, 2014
The Multi-Gadge
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