Bloody Well Wrong

Nasco Staffing was the only employer who insisted on taking a blood sample from me. They didn't need it for a drug test, and if they tested all their workers for drugs, they'd have no one left to do the job. No, they needed my blood for a fountain pen, the kind of pen that is used to sign contracts with music labels. This is how business is done while stars and media pose in front of cameras and pretend to be innocent. I've had this horrible stabbing pain in my lower back for over a week now. I can lie down just fine but I can barely stand up. Do you think they saved some of my blood and combined it with my sweat and my tears to create a little Davy voo-doo doll? I picture that doll hanging from a meat hook by its tailbone at the moment - or from a fish hook, if they needed to scale it down. Nice possibility to consider as I try to learn to walk again. This crippling lower back pain only spreads when I am on my feet moving, so this could just be an innocent touch of anemia (blood shortage). I've had that before.
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