Monday, June 23, 2014

The Free World

Good day, and welcome to the Free World. I'm Harvey Beachberg. One of the proudest assets of any free country is free speech. For instance, I don't like the way I'm treated at my job. My boss makes me wear an iron collar with a chain attached to it and he beats me with thorny branches when I make a mistake. And he won't hand over my paycheck until I fall on my knees and kiss his feet. But because I live in a free country, I can go out in public and complain about these serious violations of basic human dignity. I cherish my precious freedom. By the way, does anyone know the way to the unemployment office?

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