Forgive and Forget

White: Hello fellow Christians, I'm Lewis White and thank you for joining us on Forgive and Forget where we reward compassion with big bucks. My guest today is a political refugee who was accidentally sent back to his homeland. His name is Ali Nadal. Mr Nadal, I'll explain the rules out loud. We have established a satellite link with the prison guard who tortured you as you waited to be repatriated by our government. If you can forgive and forget him, I will give you this crisp cashier's check for a quarter of a million dollars. Are you up to it? Nadal: For that much money I guess it's worth a try. White: All right. But we have to be sure that you are over your hate. So we're going to put the guard on the big screen for a friendly chat with you. Guard: Hey, Nadal, no hard feelings, I hope. I was just doing my job. Nadal: Just doing your job? Why were you laughing so much? Guard: I enjoy my work. White: There now. Why not put it behind you and say hello to a nice big check? Guard: And you kept making that funny squeal when we poked you with the cattle prod. Nadal: You liked that? Guard: It was funny. And remember when I lied and told you there would be no beatings today and you believed me? I was just getting your hopes up! And your eyes lit up and you smiled like an idiot just before they came and put you in the infirmary! I never laughed so hard in my life! (Boisterous laughter.) Nadal: You monster! White: Mr Nadal, I cannot give you this check if you cannot overcome your grudge.
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