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I was meandering around in my head last night and I stumbled on another George Carlin offense. I was thinking about the racist bombing policy adopted by the Pentagon in the last few decades. They hardly ever bomb white people, just Asians and, yes, brown people. Do you good folks really think that genocide is funny? Because I could swear that when Carlin brought this up in his stand-up routine, his audience laughed out loud. I sure as Hell wasn't laughing when I posted the original thought. If you want to laugh about bombing brown people, don't forget to laugh about the Holocaust and the slaughter of the First Nations people. Maybe you could throw in a joke about the former American institution of slavery for good measure. Another memory I have is of Jay Leno interviewing a star who had just got out of jail. Leno asked the star what it's like to be in jail. The star might have said: 'you should know, yourself, Jay, because they threw your ass in jail for stealing those internet posts back in 2007.' But instead the star let Leno get away with looking like he'd never been in jail by answering the question from his own experience. Maybe that's the only reason he got the interview. You can only give yourself brain damage by watching NBC these days. I disagree with almost every outrageous word that comes out of FOX News reporters' mouths but I will say one thing for them: they do not hide their true opinions from the public like those slimeballs at NBC. And everyone knows who owns FOX. It's Rupert Murdoch. He does not hide his identity like the president of NBC. Who is the president of NBC? Does anyone know? I picture him as some thug in a ski mask who just came home from his latest bank robbery. And I'm not saying so for a laugh.
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