The Crackhead

(A worker sits at the bus stop, reading a newspaper, when he is approached by a crackhead.) Crackhead: Excuse me. Worker: Yes? Crackhead: Are you finished with that newspaper? Worker: No, I'm reading it. Crackhead: Can I have it when you're finished? Worker: I guess so. Crackhead: And do you need that briefcase? Worker: What? Of course! Crackhead: Sorry. (The worker lights a cigarette.) Do you need the rest of those smokes? Worker: Do you want a cigarette? Crackhead: I need the whole pack. Worker: Are you joking? Crackhead: Sorry. (Pause) Do you need those shoes? Worker: Here! Take it! (He thrusts the newspaper into the crackhead's hands and exits the scene. Enter a new transit user who is immediately approached by the crackhead.) Crackhead: Do you want to buy a newspaper?
Comedy Sketches Cartoons Arguments Copyright Issues Lyrics Poems
More Scripts Statements Songs
© 2007, 2014. Scripts by David Skerkowski. All rights reserved.