Ding Bat

Voice: Today our shortsighted hero helps a philosopher to prove the existence of God. Philosopher: Gentlemen, you are most certainly in full possession of your five senses and it has served you well, but the presence of God is undetectable by them. Colleague: What nonsense is this? Philosopher: Allow me to illustrate my point. Gentlemen, last night I caught this bat in a specially designed bat trap. Bats, as I'm sure you all know, are blind. They depend on sound to detect objects around them. I have drugged this bat with a formula that renders it mute. Watch it try to fly without its radar. (Released from its cage, the bat takes off and crashes clumsily against the walls and ceiling before dropping to the floor.) Now then, we know that the walls and ceiling surround us because we can see them. But this bat thinks they don't exist because it can't see them. Look at it now. Do you want to end up like this wretched creature?
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