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This public service announcement is brought to you by Strong-Arm Security, offering affordable rates to hospitalize the people you don't like. Welcome to Around the Corner, featuring the two minutes of public service information we are forced by law to broadcast once a month. Around the corner is a revolutionary new program for panhandlers to grant them a share of the sidewalk while keeping them clear of pedestrian traffic. A special underground compartment will be used to tuck the beggar's body out of the way, leaving his head exposed by a tight hole about the neck. If passers-by want to donate, they can drop a coin through a slot. If they want to be left alone, they can kick him in the face. This is the kind of common sense solution that lets us relax and know that we're leaving a better world for our children. For Around the Corner, I'm Paul Prophet.
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