Sunday, July 6, 2014

The Ogler

The Ogler
(A life drawing class. A woman addresses her students.)

Teacher: I suppose you've all heard that there is an ogler on the loose. He was last seen fleeing the women's fitness center next door and may have enrolled in this class. So I'm going to examine your drawings of our nude model today, and if they are out of proportion, I'm afraid I'll have to report you to the police. (At once a bespectacled man turns and flees, knocking over his easel in his haste.) Stop! Stop that man! (Too late. The suspect gets away. The teacher inspects his fallen artwork.) Aha! Just as I thought! Stick men!
  
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