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Voice: The Vitaflex stress mix contains extra iron to make your body indestructible. (A doctor's office.) Man: My back hurts so much that I need both my hands to carry one fridge up a ladder. Doctor: Take this prescription for Vitaflex. Man: Vitaflex? Does that relieve pain? Doctor: (chuckling) No, your body's natural opiates will take care of that. These are vitamins. (The next week.) Doctor: So how's that back pain? Man: Gone since I lost all sensation below my neck. Doctor: Great! So why are you here? Man: I have a pain in my neck. Voice: And Vitaflex is loaded with relaxophines to shore up your mood through any crisis. (A prison cell.) Inmate: This is the fourth time I've been led all the way to the chair just to get a stay of execution at the last minute. Good thing my buddy smuggled some Vitaflex in here in his anus. I like crushing them up and snorting them. But some folks prefer putting it in their tea. That works too if you draw it into a syringe and shoot it in your neck. Voice: The Vitaflex stress mix: Everything in it to last past your limit! |
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Friday, July 18, 2014
The Vitaflex Stress Mix
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