It's time for Money Sense, the show that helps you make the most of your money. We hear people complaining all the time about how they don't have enough money, which tells us that they have the wrong attitude. There's no reason why they shouldn't have saved a portion of the money that has passed through their hands. I blame this on Christianity. If it weren't for Jesus telling everyone to store their treasures in Heaven, maybe they'd do it on Earth. The faith people put in this 'Lord' is misplaced. They should worship money and maybe they would get ahead.
It doesn't cost much to worship money. You can start with a crispy new hundred dollar bill from the bank. Instead of spending it, you could make a little shrine for it on your nightstand. Burnt offerings will improve your fortune. All crucifixes should be removed from your home and supplanted by bronze statuettes of the pagan god Mercury, the Roman god of profit. With such small lifestyle changes being all that are required to enjoy financial success, there are no excuses for any cries of financial injustice from the populace. For Money Sense I'm Bill Foldwell.
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