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Voice: Tonight the High Brow Oligarchy presents the moving account of Rowdy Company's march through Northern Europe. They were often low on tobacco and ready to fight at the drop of a hat. (A soldier's saloon.) Soldier #1: Excuse me, I think you dropped this. (He hands over a cap.) Soldier #2: Do you think that's funny? (A brawl erupts.) Voice: Witness the wrath of the liberated people. Soldier: Why are they shaving her head? Civilian: Because she slept with the Germans. Soldier: What do they get if they drank with the Germans? Civilian: A pedicure with no nail file. Voice: Fierce in combat, all it took to make them fight was an insult. (A battle. The men encircle a German unit.) Officer: What's he shouting? Soldier: He's making fun of our helmets! Officer: Oh yeah? Well then let's wipe that smirk off his face! Charge! Voice: The concentration camps proved they were on the side of good. (A liberated camp.) Officer: Why are you here? Prisoner: I was refused admission to the U.S. and Canada. Voice: Get to know Lou and Marty and Stu and Dodgy as they blow apart, one by one, in front of your eyes. Maybe they should have listened to Rodney, who was psychic. (The men occupy a table in a soldier's saloon.) Lou: I can't believe I have to go on patrol again tonight. We lost four guys last time. Rodney: Such a waste. Lou: How do you figure that? Rodney: The bomb we're going to have is so powerful it can end the war all by itself without any of us having to go on patrol. Lou: Are you saying Freddy died for nuh'in? I'll kill you! (A brawl erupts.) Voice: Don't miss Bunch of Brawlers only on the High Brow Oligarchy. |
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Sunday, August 31, 2014
Bunch of Brawlers
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